me: “I need fertilizer for my greenhouse! what should I do?”

me: *sees the phiomia*

me: “Aha! I have a plan”

*tames a phiomia*

me: “whew! time to get all my life-savings of stimberries and—“

*BOP*

There you have it.

8 million pounds of poop!

The most epic combo in ark is the poop boi and dung beetle

I got a really high level one of these and I got it's damage to 300k and it one shot everything💀

Was trying to tame one becuase I’m a quick starter learner he said ‘RUN RUUUUN’ as soon as he was set free from the bola

I had one called Monty.

It was a girl and I loved him.

But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.

1 Like = 1 rip

This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!

Me: force-feeding stims

My friend: w-why?

Me: greenhouse.

Friend: but why?

Me: greenhouse

Friend: ... ookay

Me: *continues force-feeding*

Poop Machine gunner

Don’t ask what he ate

(Reading chat) "Bros built like a 1x1 Lego brick"

What even is a 1x1 Lego brick?!?

... (typing)

Alright. You're banned. Good night

~ caseoh