Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Он ворует у вас что-то, чтобы его приручить положите в последний слот межоберри или ягодку лучше межоберри и он сворует эти ягоды и приручится "подсказка лучше всего положить 100 ягод чтобы сделать это" и ещё подсказка для всех животных в арке ставьте на включение в дино не следовать и спаривание и тогда они будут давать яйца.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️
How a pegostamax encounter goes:
A pego has stole your Rotten Meat
A pego has stole your narcoberries
A pego has stolen your Tek Arnor
A pego has stolen your Saturn V
A pego has stolen Ohio
A pego has stolen copyright
A pego has stolen your health bar
A pego has stolen your everything
The end
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
“A pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!”
“A pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!”
“A pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!”
“A pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!”
“A pegomastax stole your credit card details!”
“A pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!”
“A pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!”
Up if you liked it!