How come my pet parakeet doesn’t look like this? Ō-ō
Parakeet: what's my purpose?
Me: to feed turtle guy and be annoying
Parakeet: oh my god...
mineminemineminemineminemine
Survivor screams in silence
They be biting me when I'm not look then the giant turtle comes
Under water insect swarms? hmmmm....... what’s worse? land insect swarms or these?
Hey guys look it is subnautica
Look how they massacred my boy....
Did the insect swarm go underwater?
Dont. Go. On. The. Sand. Its parakeet fish poop.
Me:*goes AFK underwater for .5 seconds*
Fish school: Haha not today buddy!
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
