I tried to take an egg to then turn around to see 8 giant fireballs hurtling towards my head

When you put a rock drake in the oven for 24 hours...

I personally prefer the Magmasaur. The Phoenix is kinda... ugly, TBH. Magma boi is my new favorite. Updoot if you want justice for the FIRE LIZAAAARD!!!!

Ok, 4 simple steps to get a Magmasaur egg

1: grab 2 friends and make them download the 200 gigabyte game known as ark, then invite them to a server

2: tame a pteranodon and have it commit manslaughter for a couple of levels that you can put into stamina

3: bring your friends and pteranodon to the cave entrance and tell your friends that there’s free robux in the cave

4: fly into the cave after your friends and steal the Magmasaur’s unsupervised unborn children, so that you can raise them on your own (after cooking them over 2000 campfires of course)

Happily ever after for you as your friends uninstall ark and will never try’s you again (unless you tell them there’s free diamonds in a wyvern trench)

Wyverns feed their baby's milk,rockdrakes kill nameless for their venom. And Magmasaurs fly to space and collect whale crap

Wait wait wait wait. Hold on.

Ark devs just took a phoenix.

Put it in an oven.

Waited till it was turkey.

Shoved it up a lizards mouth.

Waited for a COLD BLOODED LIZARD FOR GODS SAKE

AND TURNED IT WARM BLOODED.

WOW ark devs. You literally just defied science.

Oh wait.

This is like

THE THOUSANDTH TIME

WHAT IN TARNATION-

I went in with a level 107 Tek Rex, and I came out with a level 35 magmasaur egg. A soul for a soul...

The demon in my stomach when I eat Mexican food

Noob: it’s a charmander

Magmasaur: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

Noob12345678910 was turned into kfc by magmasaur

The magmasaur is a Pokémon.

Stick a Rock Drake in Freezer= Managamr

Rock Drake in Oven=Magmasaur