Its like a bear, only dire.

The pic looks like it crying.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.

It’s a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!

Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR