Noob: What’s new, did pugs get even uglier?

Me: No they just ate a s*** ton of fireflies!

Noob: ....that’s messed up.....

Pls ⬆️ For more

Some charge a day keeps the nameless away!

The pitbull named princess:

If someone shoots 🎶 🎶

This bulby head, 🎶 🎶

Take a knife 🎶 🎶

And kill them dead 🎶 🎶

They can wear hats!

Still here

wow

It's cute. Tame it. Worship it. You will surely reap the rewards. HA. REAP. LIKE THE REAPER. GET IT???

OK bye see you later...

If you took a pug and a toad and spliced them together this is what results. Although It looks like it got dropped on its head at birth but keeps the nameless away. #FaceLikeASmackedAss

Me sure you turn off ALL the lights before bed

If you see one…. Give it a bone it’s just a bulldog breed with a frog

Me. Oh hi

Bulldog/frog. Top of the morning to ya also have a jolly good day.or feed me I’ll protect you

Me.okay…..Whhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttt??????????!!!!!????