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Aug 10, 2017
Went cave diving with my friends... this fucker pinned me down with all his legs and tittle fucked me and the araneos spit webs on my friends and they watched me get gang fucked
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Jul 31, 2017
Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!
Me: Thanks dude...
*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*
Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3
Me: *dies by dung beetle*
Oct 12, 2017
"non violent" tame.......i feel like that could have been worded slightly different.
May 1, 2018
Hippity hoppity your equipment is their property.
Oct 15, 2017
Also commonly known as, WHERE'S MY ARMOR, AAAHHHH MY LEG, WTF, and my favorite Dick melter 3000
Mar 1, 2018
You could say he hates 'protection'.
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