Noob: hmmm is that a dodorex?
Tribmember: no you idiot
Noob: let’s go tame it!
Tribe member: (facepalms)
Noob: wow it’s so floofy
Yutyrannus: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I tamed this dude by a club☠️ how did I even I was using fish meat raw
This is how you tame it
1. Knock it out
2. Let your tribe mates do the work
3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it
It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".
Real men scream back at him.
"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"
Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"
Rex: roars*
The animal's: ...
Yuta: roars
Animal's: RUN!
Rex: am i a joke to you?
>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness
"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"
FUS RO DAH
Me: Oo a fluffy Rex
Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*
Me: 😯 Mom is that u?
Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM
Me: eke....
His inducing fear shout is just an Amy schumer joke
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
