Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the yeti? Funny yeti jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: hmmm let’s go to yeti cave
Tribemate: ok sir
Me: now I will grab bola, narcotics, and an argie
(At yeti cave)
Me: ok let’s go in
Yeti: YUMMY HOOMANZ
Tribemate: uhh we should run sir
Me: no, we must feed the yeti first
Tribemate: with what?
(I bola the tribemate and feed him narcotics)
Tribemate: SIR I WILL… zzzzzzzzz
Me: yeti, I have dinner ready
Yeti: YUMMY FRESH HOOMAN
Me: enjoy!
(I run back to my argue and fly back to base)
Tribemate: I respawned, and I WILL KILL YOU
Me: ummm gtg bye
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