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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
When Scorched Earth came out, I made it my goal to tame a Wyvern. One day in my single player world, I saw a wyvern. I decided to do it. I armed myself with tranquilizers and knocked it out.
This was my first mistake.
Then after stuffing lots of prime into its inventory, It didn't eat anything. I shoved so much meat in, I forgot to feed it narcos...
It woke up without warning and killed me and my argy. I have since tamed one proper, but my friends keep on teasing me since I told them.
Beware the Darkness of Players.
Beware the stalker of noobs.
Beware the talons of poison and fire,
beware one who is not who she seems.
Something is coming to shake the ARK.
Something is coming to scorch the base.
Your buildings will fall beneath lightning and ice,
unless the lost city of Wyverns can be found.