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When Scorched Earth came out, I made it my goal to tame a Wyvern. One day in my single player world, I saw a wyvern. I decided to do it. I armed myself with tranquilizers and knocked it out.

This was my first mistake.

Then after stuffing lots of prime into its inventory, It didn't eat anything. I shoved so much meat in, I forgot to feed it narcos...

It woke up without warning and killed me and my argy. I have since tamed one proper, but my friends keep on teasing me since I told them.

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