How annoying do you want to be?

Titanomyrma: yes.

I am the queen

I am very mean

I'm the most annoying thing you've ever seen

My bite makes you tired

God mode is required

Your sanity is the only thing that I desire

My soldiers fly

They'll make you die

Once they bite you, all you'll be saying is "bye."

This poem has ended

Hope you're not offended

It won't really matter cause you've already ascended

Titanomyrma song (like for more songs!)

Kid: screeches and dances around the class Teacher: have ya got ants in yer pants?!

Kid: yeah, titanomyrmas *dies*

Any time I am trying to do something, these things come. They can’t be tamed, so they are useless. I really hate the flying ones

Hey guys , I’m Coyote Peterson and today I’m entering the sting zone …. Coyote Peterson was killed by a lvl 65 titanomyrma

Here is how to tame: aim at ant with crosshairs type in admin cheat forcetame. And boom

The ants go marching one by one...

You were eliminated by tiny ant 🐜 lvl 1.

~••~

The ants go marching to me

Hurrah, Hurrah!

The ants go marching to you

Hurrah! Hurrah!

The ants go marching one by one, the weakest one is set to flames

And they all go marching down,

To my base, to feed, in my brain

~From the person who made the Yuty Song

(Yes it’s me, no lie) :)

Who put this in the ‘quick and easy taming’ 💀

First time playing ark survival: island.... me: oh god...that’s...a...tons...of.....BUGS!!!!

know one:

not a single soul:

me:barley blinks

ant:Oh No YoU dIdNt

Me: I've just tamed a level 25 trike on PC, I have unlocked the saddle and i have all the ingredients. I'm super happy 😁!!

Titanomyrma: Did anybody said he is super happy???

*Your level 25 trike killed by a level 10 titanomyrma*

*You killed by a level 12 titanomyrma*

*Your dreams destroyed by a level 5 titanomyrma*

My:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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It comes out of nowhere just great and makes me die of EVREYTHING

RUN

I got jump scared by this thing 10 times in ark it was always night

I hate these things.....that is all

Playing scorched earth, tryna get my stuff back after dying to a level 40 sabertooth and a level 96 muffin sucker kills me twice and camps my corpse what the hell do I do help

*is walking around searching peacefully for triceratops or stegosaurs*

*steps into an ant nest*

Ark: YOU WERE KILLED BY LEVEL 1 TITANOMYRMA DRONE

*me: nah what the heckkkk I’m leaving I quit these things are overpowered I didn’t even see them I guess that’s why I heard battle music*