Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
My naym is snek
And my body long
My head is smol
But but my jaw is strong
And wen it time
To get me fed
I open wide
And monch the egg
More Titanoboa Funny Tips
Watch out donβt get bitten by a Titanoboa. This is a submit because they have insanely high knockout durability.
An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
Theyβre in your home, theyβre coming close, now theyβre gonna bite your face-
Bro I am TERRIFIED of these things. The way they slither towards you sends chills down my spine. Iβm so terrified that I REFUSE to go anywhere near the swamps unless I have a flying mount.
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnβt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
Iβve been playing Ark for 5 years and I still canβt tame these things π
Canβt sleep?
Punch one of these mfs π
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
THIS IS THE THING THAT WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE AND COMES OF NOWHERE AND ADDING TO THAT IT MAKES SURE YOU NEVER SEE YOUR TAMES AGAINπ