Me: First time in red wood.
Thylacoleo: My next Victom
Me:HEY LOOK A TREE CAT
Thylacoleo:Did you call me a cat?
Me:Walks twards it*
Thylacoleo: IM A FUCKING MARSUPIAL
5 minutes later
Thylacoleo: mmm tasty shouldn't have
called me a cat
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.