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Once I was scouting the outskirts of the redwoods for the first time, and not 1 minuet in one pounced on me. I had known they pounced on you from trees, but I didn’t know that they where that wide spread. Alas, the power of the Ark gods blessed me, and it did not knock me off my pteredon. I landed on a cliff and Lille’s it with my revolver. I do not go near the redwoods to this day.

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