On a dark and stormy night, a beach noob took a walk through the seemingly peaceful forest. Then all the sudden *GASP*!!!! The legendary tickle chicken! It looks so nice.... so the beach noob goes up to try and pet it, to only die 5 seconds later.
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a fuck. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.