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ATTENTION PEOPLE OF.... uhh.. THE SHADOWS OF THE TICKLE CHICKEN: I HAVE FOUND A NEW GOD!! So I live on an isolated island that I call Dodo Island because of the plentiful dodo population(wonderful free range eggs) ANYWAY! So then a Tickle Chicken spawns in and then about a few Ark days later it attacks me and my horrible shack I die and my Dino’s go on the attack my Trike, Parasaur, Dilos, and my one Pteranodon. Then after the long trek back I realize that my Trike and Para are alive(dear god hold your breath) and my para has the claws of the Satan spawn... God has reformed.

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