Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

"I hate you"
-Every Ark player ever
-Every Ark player ever
More Therizinosaurus Funny Tips
Level up = jazz hands
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a fuck. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.
Never ask a therizinosaurus for a hand job.
They will haunt your dreams. Silent steps and long claws caressing your neck...
One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...
Send help...
Send help...