Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dodo: hey, it’s the developed me!
Terror bird: what do you mean developed?
Dodo: you know, new and unexpected to be here.
Terror bird: oh, am I new? Am I a carnivore or a herbivore?
Dodo: i don’t know everything about your species but, I do know that your new and developed.
Terror bird: I can’t believe that I’m leaning about myself! Tell me more!
Dodo: didn’t I tell you!? I don’t know all about your species! I think your a carnivore though.
Terror bird: sorry..I get a little to excited sometimes..
Dodo: it’s ok! I didn’t mean to make you sad.
Therizenosaurous: am I developed too?
Dodo and terror bird: AHHH!
Dodo and terror bird: *runs*
Therizenosaurous: whoops..
I guess terror birds aren’t so terror hehe
-SpecialRaptor