Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was once taking a stroll with my baby ROXY (a trike) down the memorable south zone 3 in the island. We watched as dusk came upon us, but then... I notice a floating rock moving towards us, to late to realize it's a spinos back. I ran as fast as my small legs could, but roxy was too fat. I had to leave her behind. It reminded me of those videos of Nile Crocs catching prey. Don't mess with no Spinos.
Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.
Me:Jim that's a dino..
Noob:imma go see it
Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu
Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!
Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!
Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*
Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!
noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!
Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.
Noob:man I'm far away from home...
Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*
Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...
Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!
Noob:...imma swim in lava.
Me:noice...
Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!
(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,
When Spino stares at you hard,
You know you’ll be discard.