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My sarco rules the server it’s a flipping level 150 tho I went up to the alpha tribe it went out like the battle of New Orleans I bit them they kept on coming I bit the again they went running down the Mississippi River (random river in ark) all the way to the Gulf of Mexico (the ocean) it happened again this time there wasn’t as many as before I kept biting they started running once they heard my sarco’s war cry then my tribe went down in history then the other tribes begged for mercy I showed them I meant what my sarco said it said rhaaaaaaaaaaooor which in English means flip you your screwed then my sarco went off to herbivore island to farm Brontos when he came back he was level 10000000 and then we ruled the ark ever server I went to I didn’t bring any tek nothing i just brought my sarco it was easy living

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