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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
It's da swooshing wooshing wyvern of the caves
Itโs badass, glides, and turns invisible, what els do you need to know to want one?
I had a rockdrake, Sunberry. i tried to transmit her to Genesis. She got uploaded, then my gane crashed. I got back and she was nowhere to be found.
RIP Sunberry
Me: grabs egg*
Rock drakes: COME HERE BOIII
Me: runs*
Also me: oh crap oh crap
That one insanely fast drake:
THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!!!!!
You were killed by a rock drake- level 999
I quit
Note:
NEVER run from drakes on foot. Bring a decent megalosaurus or maybe and andrewsarchus.
Also never do down without a fight
Dude i got one and was gliding to my base and dropped it it said to hot so i went to another region egg:too hot i went and found a ice vent dropped it egg:too cold me: ๐ i grab then drop it next to the vent egg:too hot me:๐ i grab and drop in poison water egg:too hot me:๐ i get an incubator power it put egg in egg: incubating me:๐ฎโ๐จ I found out it was a level 208 it was worth it
Who thinks that it should be in Genesis part 2
Me:...
Rock drake: can I eat u?
Me: sure Iโm lo-
Rock drake:wat
Your Megalania is evolving...
(I cant be asked to do the stupid โDuhโs)
Your Megalania evolved into a Rock Drake.
You know I donโt know about this but why do you get the tek saddle at 47 and the normal saddle at 74
ARK Explain
Me:ok argy wait here I will get the egg you wait here
Argy:hey look behind you
Me:why?
THERE IS A FREAKING CREATURE BIHIND YOU!!!
:human was killed by rock drake lvl 150
:your argy lvl 89 was killed by rock drake
Playing with my friend see some weird glowing blue stuff, went to get closer look. GUESS WHAT IT WAS
To the person who ate the Rock Drake egg,I did the same with a wyvern egg for even the se reason.I criedso hard after and threw my controller at my brother and luckily it missed.(Don't worry he is okay.And I regret doing it and I apologized to him.Now we're cool again.)
I had such a hard time traveling down there with the megalosaurus and then the best egg in there is a 48 :/ TTRRIIGGEERREEDD!!!!
Was in drake cavern, heard a weird gliding noise, looked to my right and saw one very close running at me, I need a new pair of pants
Is anyone gonna question the rock Drake kibble for mobile yet there are no rock drakes on mobile?
I named mine sir francis drake
sir francis drake (irl) was a british naval sailor and one of queen elizabeths best, he was knighted and had also sailed around the world, and that concludes history class
My bulbdog is slowly biting this thing's balls (like the champion it is) until it dies.
But first, context! My first venture down the deep, mysterious waterfall I remembered from the trailer for Aberration years ago when my friend had the game. I'm not stupid, I brought a beast of a ravager named Daryl, and my bright-but-not-the-smart-kind puppet Daryl. Tossed a couple practice ziplines, traversed one from a small root to a rocky ledge with lots of foliage and a silly monke. A shimmer caught my eye, but likely imagination. Just kidding, I'm not that stupid! I ran back to my zipline anchor, only to discover a very important behaviour; They hate ziplines. In general.
Upon looking back, I noticed a drake frustratingly trying to get to Daryl (the dumb one), who has gently nestled himself in this thing's taint, nibbling away until it chews its way out the other side.
What in Daryl's name do I do
1.find the egg 2. Run with the egg 3. Let them eat your pet and runs until heโs right behind you๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Real men get the eggs alone with climbing picks and glider and kill the mom with their bare hands like men
Easy way to take care of this:
Step 1: get a friend
Step 2: bola them
Step 3:RUN