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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
Lead dev: “Okay, we need some dinosaur taming strategies”
Dec 1: “Feeding it literal buildings”
Dev 2: “Giving dead corpses of your pets to it”
Dec 3: “Having it impregnate you”
All: “Wait wha-“
Dev 2: “what the frick were you watching?”
Dec 4: “How about we stick to normal taming strategies?”
lead dev: “Your fired”
Dev1: Let’s make and alien!
Dev2: You mean like, a Martian?
Dev1: No, silly! A Xenomorph!
Dev2: What about copyright?
Dev1: Who ever cared about copyright?
Dev1: Make it really big.
Dev2: Okay, what’s next?
Dev1: Make them have an insane damage reduction and also insane health.
Dev2: Uh, don’t you think that’s a bit much?
Dev1: Shut up and let me finish!
Dev1: Make it spread a bunch of annoying acid when it dies.
Dev2: Okay…
Dev1: Make it be the replacement for rexes on AB.
Dev2: I think your ravenous monster is done.
Dev1: BTW, we need to hire David Tennant.
Dev2: What could you possibly need David Tennant for?
Dev1: The boss, obviously.
Dev2: Oh no…
Ok… ok… so the original form of taming in ark was to knock something out and shove food in its mouth (Like for raptors), then there is stealing the egg (like for wyverns), both of these im cool with. But this… this is… well… someone at wildcard wasn’t totally sane when thinking of this.😐😑