If the queen impregnates you than aren’t you the reaper king?🤔

I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral

(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)

- The one and only HazmatGaming209

So does it pay child support or...?

This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a player😂😂😂

Pain isn't weakness leaving the body.

Pain is your newly acquired mutant child bursting through your chest as it's form of birth.

And I thought human pregnancies were terrifying

I once was going to a cave with my cousin who was new to ark they kept attacking my pt Uber so I told them to stop or I’d show them a reaper they then stopped rampaging our Uber delivery

So first she kills my tames, impregnates me against my will, then she doesn’t even pay for the diapers or child support

when your playing with your friends and hear a loud scream and then a death message

On aberration, no one can hear you scream.