I spawn in the "easiest" area and i walk a litte and what do you know i get raped by a reaper king and some nameless!

Literally you get raped
-Bonerat

Once the reaper queen impregnated me I was thinking if I wanted a boy or a girl popping out of my mangina

when your playing with your friends and hear a loud scream and then a death message

I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209