Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Making my way down town with me dodo :)
Raptor:o m a e W a m o u shindurue
Me:N A N I
(Insert mlg bola hit)
(Raptor breaks free)
Raptor:i can pounce now btw
Human:oh cool they let raptor pou...
Raptor: voilation time
Human: my pp is getting big
Raptor: bites extra thicc pp off
Human: pain
Raptor: this pp i admit tastes ABSOLUTELY TANTALIZING
I shall leave now
Im gonna take your dodo with me though
Human: no not my dick
Justice for g fitz
More Raptor Funny Tips
CAUSE WORLD DOMINENCE WITH THE PACK OF RAPTORS
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
He is the chicken that bites back
Other games taming:π
Ark taming:I'll whoop you till your my friend
βClever girlβ.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he come in a pack
I ain't joking I saw a gang of like above 100 level raptors consisted off 3 thry killed 2 spinos infront of my eyes