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Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the quetzal? Funny quetzal jokes submitted by ARK players.
Build a large metal base on it and call it A-47 pretzel and get a full squad of people with riot gear and assault rifles. Jump off the quetz (all lo except flier) onto the enemies base with parachutes and start shooting and throwing gernades. Congrats! U have a call of duty simulator. Paint riot gear green for maximum effect.
SoOo...
I was riding my tribe’s quetz home when my game glitches me out. I quickly went back in and the quetz disappeared!! Sadly she was the one with our platform saddle. I still go to the area where I glitched out and whistle to see if she hears me to to this day.
We miss u Midnight and we know your out there.
(If you were one of the people involved in this mess-up, hi! It’s Leaf :D)
“I found a quetzal, it’s a pretty high level, too.” I said at the dinner table at my friend’s base, after we tried out our new ascendant pump shotguns and got drunk.
“Do you have an idea on how to tame it? I have no idea.” Bat, the owner of the base, asked.
“Oh, only a slight one.” I said mischievously, walking out of the reinforced door and looking at my Tapejara with a wide grin. “I’ll pilot it and you two can shoot?”
“Yes!” Bat hopped on and my Tapejara huffed.
“I’ll go on mine and bring my friend,” his tribemate said, getting on his own and taking off.
“Quetzal, here we come!” I exclaimed, flying to the redwoods’ river.
“Alright, the carrot lookin’ one?”
“Yup, level 190.” I said, motioning for Bat to shoot.
After a lot of shocking tranqs, it was down.
And then it fell into the river and drowned.
Don’t make this mistake.. -.-