Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?

Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...

Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.

I’m a powerful platform saddle AND I’m easier to tame than a most! No? You want a mosa…ok.

One of the loading screen for doddex is "pleasing plesiosaur"

What does that mean💀

This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like

Drugs?

No thanks

Drugs

No we’re good

Drrugs

Who invited this guy?

The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.

My plesiosaur glitched and got stickers floating above water.

Guy: “what on earth?!”

Plesiosaur: “dumdedumdedum”

Guy: “what are you doing up there?!”

Plesiosaur “I don’t know. But I kinda like not being eaten:)”

Guy: “yep”

It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.