This is my little pumpkin friend he likes to go on walks he doesn’t really do anything and doesn’t really talk then when he got all those likes he got another text say it was November so when November comes around my little pumpkin friend will die
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
The amount of people who are able to tame this are about how many who can find my father😂
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
Real men use a torch.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse
The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
