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I was taming a raptor once by a jungle and my first parasaur (her name was Katniss Everdeen because every time I was going to explore she walked up to me even tho she was not on following as I’d to say β€œ I volunteer as tribute!) she was stand ing beside me being loyal af and then more raptors ( accompanied by a titanoboa) came out the jungle I on the raptors and Katniss took the snake on and the stupid snake killed Katniss before I could kill the snake (after I ko’d the raptors) I killed the snake with my bare fucking hands like a badass so I could get vengeance for Katniss. Katniss now has her own personal area where I plant flowers every day. In loving memory of Katniss Everdeen.

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