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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the onyc? Funny onyc jokes submitted by ARK players.
rip armor... that was ascendant riot ya flyin fks
1 down vote 1 hate for this dude
All they want is to destroy your armor so you get killed and need to farm everything again. I promise, Iโll take revenge.
MEGA RAIBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U never no......๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญanimals...dead..
Onyc and Araneo : finally north west cave
Also Onyc and Araneo : it's too cold
Once my friend and I spawned one in to force tame so I could ride it. Letโs say it looked a little strange since you start bouncing when you click a button or something. Also the size difference is amazing. Recommend.
Player: Humps over a pit of lava
Onyc: Thinks itโs an security guard
Player: falls in lava
Scuffed desmodus? (Crack desmodus) Up if accurate
First time I seen them I immediately thought of that meme that goes : RUN nah nah nah nah
Not as cute as you thought when it's up close, and now your thatch mansion is gone
When you search up bat this guy comes up DragonKing1
Roses are red violets is blue I was born pretty what happened to you
( the bats )
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I was just flying through the air trying to get to the snow Byam, and these things come out of nowhere bite me and start killing me. It was mega rabies I think, but I died with my argy eggs, fertilized and five fertilized tea, Rex eggs, and my argy died. I donโt know animals can get a mega rabies.
If you look at the face of one really close, it has the face of a gorilla. This is the last thing you see, however, as you get mega rabies and DIE!!!
Is it rideable? It says equip saddle to ride?
I wonder if I could get covid in ark๐ฆ
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Arkealogest: one day long long ago the world was hit by a big meteor
Dinosaurs: no one day a trex decided to eat a onyc a giant bat and it killed us all
If in mobile, just ride a pulmono and wall near it, have a chat with it, feed it, walk around, have fun, give him more food, get the artifact, accidently tame arthropulera, feed him more, exit the cave and tame a rex, and give him more food to tame it.
Wait you can tame these things?
Search bat and this is what u get
I donโt say blah blah blaaaaah!!!