Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.
More Microraptor Funny Tips
Roses are red violence are blue what do you know that itโs charging to you the roses have wilted and the violence are dying do you know you are off your mouth and dying
Well itโs unpassive
Today's race is: Microraptor VS Achatina!
Achatina with 0.000000001% of her ultimate speed power: Easy!
Microraptor with 100% of its very slow and weak speed power: This can't be real! Nooooooooo!
-ACHATINA WON AND NOW WILL CELEBRATE WITH A CAKE!
arcyopetrix is his mobile cousin
arcyopetrix has some use but i feel like micro is just useless
Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.
This is what you get for giving compy's wings
I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchinโ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, shouldโve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasnโt the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvรถtes, itโs been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT MICRORAPTORS YOU CAN PUT THEM IN A MICROWAVE
I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cenaโs theme song...
The end result of a compy And dimorphodon fan fiction story