Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: Don't worry it's a sloth it won't attack you
Noob friend: Oh ok *punches it*
That day my friend became a different person. If your a noon don't let your tribemates fool you :D
More Megatherium Funny Tips
Was feeling gud
Tried soloing broodmother with it and yuty and daedon
-rip Sid (the sloth)
-rip Tyranny chicken (yuty)
-rip Better-on-Grill (Daedon)
Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me
If you get in itβs way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
Tame one paint it red then name it elmo and then upgrade its damage and kill everyone on the surver
I watched one slap a damn rex once.
THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!
THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!