Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: friend wanna help me tame a mega London? Friend: sure me: lets go with our birds friend: umm dude mega London is a bird me: no itβs a land creature ( 100 years later ) ( me and my friend died because to much stress relief)
More Megalodon Funny Tips
Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Nobody gonna mention the pic tho? Why a meg got a watch on?π€£
So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry π for Barry please
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' π€£π€£ππ
This is off topic but do you guys realize that the images are slowly becoming old people in costumes?