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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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Megalodon
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On aberration once, I came across a river. I crossed it. But there was a fricking spino. I said: “oh crap no” and ran as far as I could. But it ate my head right off of me. Then when I spawned at fertile lake, I started to swim for some silica pearls. Then for some fricking reason there was a level 180 Alpha Megalodon that murdered my sarco, my manta, and myself. So I said to myself: “WAT THE FRICK”

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Bro needs to lay low on the calories

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Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?

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They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

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You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

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"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

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Nobody gonna mention the pic tho? Why a meg got a watch on?🤣

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So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

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"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

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I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

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This is off topic but do you guys realize that the images are slowly becoming old people in costumes?

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