Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Part 4.
Scott immediately starts losing his shit. And about 6 seconds after the Alpha Leed quit fucking on me, "Your Tribemate Scotty was killed by" etc.
His raft, after the hours and detail he spent on that was simply shattered in less than 10 seconds by a fucking whale that has an attitude simply because boats annoy it.
His girlfriend starts laughing hysterically because she obviously doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. At this point I'm sure Scott is ready to shove half his controller in his ass and throw his face through the fucking drywall. So Scott's girl is laughing her ass off. Cam is confused as fuck. Scott is having a mental breakdown. And I'm preparing my anus for Alphas return. He smacks the fuck out of me once more, and I'm almost to shore. Trying to be positive I tell everyone to relax and borrow Cams' "We'll be fine" line.
Sike. Alpha had enough and fucked the rest of us systematically.
*admins commands* "killcocksucker"
Pray for us.
More Leedsichthys Funny Tips
Dossier says it's not smart enough to be tamed. So the dodo is smarter???
Spent 2 hours setting my raft up had a parasaur, a dodo named The rock, storage ect. I was set up and going to herbivore island for easy metal. It spawned in the air and dropped into the water. I was terrified but figured "If a megladon wont attack my boat this surely wont." I kept sailing, then it happened. The rock was killed instantly. My parasaur went flying off the boat. I barely parked the raft on shore as it returned to the murky depths.
Yarr ye be losin yonder ship to this here mighty toothless monster! Hide ye children, hide ye wife, for this leedshitass be comin for ye!
Itβs a really passive tame, it eats boats
"Oh, you just finished your boat house? That's too bad!"
If this gets a thousand likes I will...
Um...
Hmm...
Everyone who π this post gets a cookie πͺ
Not even Dory's whale speak can get you out of this one.
Roses are red πΉ
Violets are blue π
That raft is yours?
Looks like itβs mine too π
Roses are in pain
Violets still feeling blue
Whales like fish and βshipsβ
Might need the super glue
-UrLocalDuck
Once me and my friends were heading to our town on herbivore island, and then this thing comes. It's like out of Moby Dick. One of my friends shouted "ABANDON SHIP!" And jumped into the ocean, swimming to shore. Me and my two other friends stayed on the ship, with our rifles ready. Then my friend who abandoned us tried to help us by shooting the beast with a bazooka. He did manage to kill it, but he killed us and the raft too. We have since put handcuffs on him, and put him in our prison in the cave in carnivore island.
Mosasaurus: I am the strongest water creature of all time
Leedsichthys: Hold my raft chunks