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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
soooo here I was, farming some hide. 'cause, always out of hide. In the distance I see 2 spinos playing with each other in a pool with a new dino.
I'm like: ok .. well spinos are hard, so why are they "just ignoring this new dino". so.. I brought my carno home, got my spiffy new climbing kit (climbing is actually quite well done) my crossbow. a butt-ton of tranq darts. Went for a cliff I knew was near. climbed up .. "ah damn, wrong cliff" but: *looks down* another! , COOL: one alone. that makes my life a hella lot more easier. I check his level through binoculars, level 8, not too bad.
50 darts later
He finally starts running, so I thought: BINGO. this one's mine.
Jump off the cliff start tailing him, firing off even more darts. another 15 darts later: he decides to turn around. FACERAPE OF HELL
ok calm down, his torpor is low, just hop a scorpion and get him down. *jump on Scorpionthing the 3rd*: head there
HE GRABS THE SCORPION UP, FACERAPES SCORPION
I might not sleep tonight
More Karkinos Funny Tips
Mr.crabs found some element.
a r e y o u f e e l i n g i t n o w Mr. K r a b s ?
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Mr. Krabs had a baby with Godzilla
βOCEAN MAN GONNA TAKE ME BY THE HAND, LEAD ME TO THE LAND, THAT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!β
I think my crab is broken it can walk back and forth but not side to side
SPONGEBOI ME BOB I HAVE TAKEN TOO MANY STEROIDS AND HAVE BECOME A MONSTER ARGARGARGAR
"Hello, I like money!", "Me one millionth dollar!" - Eugene Krabs
Why do you need rocket ships when this sends people to the moon?
It picked me up and said OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN!! And 1 shot me into the floor but it's a great physics teacher what goes up just come down..