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Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the kaprosuchus? Funny kaprosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have a kapro army on the server I play on. I keep every single one I breed. Here Is what I named all of kapros(these would never fit into a single tip in names section). Males-Yeetus Deletus, Dark Lord Yeetus, Yeetster, Yeetilla, Benson Mcyeets, Yeetorias, [insert yeet name here].
Females-Yeeterella, Dr.Yeet, Mutated Yeeter, Yeetoria, there was another but I forgot it, but it definitely had a yeet in it. (Plz help! I’m running out of yeet names! I need more ideas!)
OOF ME, I was in my argy doing the How Do You Do pursuit. I saw my target, they were riding a sarco so I swooped down but landed in a pond swamp thing, a kapro grabbed me and tried to drag me in the ocean(I’m TERRIFIED of the water) so I desperately fought with my fists because I was too scared to grab my sword. I ended up killing it and almost lost my precious argy, Hera.
I Survived The Kapro Attack Of Ark.