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Rockin'

Rockin' and rollin'

Down to the beach am strollin'

But Ichthys pock at my head

Not fun!

I said "Ichthys...Mmgh!

Stop it now!"

Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hah

Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hah

Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

Hah!

Everyone told me

Not to stroll on that beach

Said Ichthys gonna come

Poke me in the implant

And they did

And they did

Had me goin' like

Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa

Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa

Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa

Nothing I could do but yell

When these birds attacked me

When I tried to run I fell

Then these kids start laughing

And then hmm...

Got hit in the leg with a bola

Where'd it come from?

Now run, run, run jump!

I can be your backpack while you run

Run,run,run jump!

Now stop

Put me down

(Skipped some irreverent stuff here)

Hey what's that stank?

(Jerboa) you put a fish in our basket!

Ha ha ha, oh yeah!

I forgot I did that

(Jerboa) You owe me an apology

Just hold your breathe and see

When the time is right Ichthys will bite your face

End

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