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Man I’m going to make so many narcotics with these berries
Ichthyornis: MY BERRIES NOW BITCH
5 minutes later
MY BOOTS NOW BITCH

536 points Funny Apr 1, 2017

Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

200 points Funny Apr 1, 2017

Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

154 points Funny Apr 1, 2017

Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

136 points Funny May 28, 2017

Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

64 points Funny Oct 8, 2017

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

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