Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
First time ever seeing one of these in games was as follows:
*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*
*Hesperonis jumps on raft*
(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)
*Hesperonis approaches me*
Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"
*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*
Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*
Buddy: *hysterical laughter*
More Hesperornis Funny Tips
A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejoβs the survivor said no we only sell citronalade itβs cold and itβs fresh and itβs all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah Iβll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD
"eg" - Bob from the river.
Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%
Hi! Iβm a hesperornis, my brother is a ichthyornis, my mom and dad are pelagornisβs, and my cousin is a ichyosaurus!
In loving memory of the Ornisβs π
Roses are red violets are blue this bird will peck you and maybe your team too
This things deal 100,000,000 damage a hit, but only to fish.
Person: aww cute bird
Me: polymer
Roses are red violets are blue it will peck you and maybe your team to
NOOT NOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No other bird can pick it up, but a human can
Ark logic
Well in ark u beat up a dinosaur and shoot it with arrows and then force feed it food then it loves u forever