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HERE, HERE, HERE WE GO

SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE

PERFORMING FOR YOU

IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS

YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

IF YOU WANT TO CLAP

AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH

THIS MONKEY RAP! HUH!

DK! DONKEY KONG!

HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH

YOU KNOW HIM WELL

HE'S FINALLY BACK

TO KICK SOME TAIL!

HIS COCONUT GUN

CAN FIRE IN SPURTS

IF HE SHOOTS YA

IT'S GONNA HURT!

HE'S BIGGER

FASTER, AND STRONGER TOO

HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW! HUH!

DK! DONKEY KONG!

DK! DONKEY KONG IS HERE!

THIS KONG'S GOT STYLE

SO LISTEN UP, DUDES

SHE CAN SHRINK IN SIZE

TO SUIT HER MOOD!

SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE

WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE

SHE CAN FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR

AND CLIMB UP TREES!

IF YOU CHOOSE HER

YOU'LL NOT CHOOSE WRONG

WITH A SKIP AND A HOP

SHE'S ONE COOL KONG! HUH!

DK! DONKEY KONG!

HE HAS NO STYLE

HE HAS NO GRACE

TH-TH-TH-THIS KONG

HAS A FUNNY FACE!

HE CAN HANDSTAND

WHEN HE NEEDS TO

AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT

JUST FOR YOU!

INFLATE HIMSELF

JUST LIKE A BALLOON

THIS CRAZY KONG

JUST DIGS THIS TUNE! HUH!

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