Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
HERE, HERE, HERE WE GO
SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE
PERFORMING FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS
YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
IF YOU WANT TO CLAP
AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH
THIS MONKEY RAP! HUH!
DK! DONKEY KONG!
HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH
YOU KNOW HIM WELL
HE'S FINALLY BACK
TO KICK SOME TAIL!
HIS COCONUT GUN
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF HE SHOOTS YA
IT'S GONNA HURT!
HE'S BIGGER
FASTER, AND STRONGER TOO
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW! HUH!
DK! DONKEY KONG!
DK! DONKEY KONG IS HERE!
THIS KONG'S GOT STYLE
SO LISTEN UP, DUDES
SHE CAN SHRINK IN SIZE
TO SUIT HER MOOD!
SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE
WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE
SHE CAN FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR
AND CLIMB UP TREES!
IF YOU CHOOSE HER
YOU'LL NOT CHOOSE WRONG
WITH A SKIP AND A HOP
SHE'S ONE COOL KONG! HUH!
DK! DONKEY KONG!
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
TH-TH-TH-THIS KONG
HAS A FUNNY FACE!
HE CAN HANDSTAND
WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT
JUST FOR YOU!
INFLATE HIMSELF
JUST LIKE A BALLOON
THIS CRAZY KONG
JUST DIGS THIS TUNE! HUH!
More Gigantopithecus Funny Tips
I think thatβs the one I lost the year 1822 I had so much fun with the whip
Why one leg?
RIP Chongo, he got knocked out by a glitch and then mysteriously died after being given 3 stacks of stimulants at once to wake him up.
We'll never know what the cause of death was.
βI used to own one back in my dayβ-π΄π»
Guys the pic only has one leg.
-Jedi
Jokeing Iβm not even thirty lol
Get a 180, name it Shrek, paint it green, put it on aggressive, I claim it and put in in the swamp, then laugh as your friends get killed by Shrek
Back in my day I had two legsπ΄π»π΄π»π΄π»
This guy takes social distancing very seriously
What my parents see when I come out of my room after playing Fortnite for 20 hours straight.