"Alexa, GO DEMOLISH THAT GIGA RIGHT NOW!!!"

What is it enforcing?

*illuminati theme*

Where he hill is it’s police badge or it’s police car or it’s police anything?

Please ⬆️ I only get 4 likes

Enforcer: *dies*

Me: “Alexa, play DespaTekcito”

Yay robot lizard! Just what I wanted!

This is Siri in 10-20 years to come. Hey Siri (di-ding) KILL THAT ALLOSAURUS! (*higher pitched* di-ding). *Your Siri enforcer lvl (idk) killed an allosaurus lvl (idk)*

I forgot they spawn only in extinction. I tried to find one on the island. I failed.

I was very calm... it plays a role dont worry. So i was playing ark with a friend and i was relaxed and shit, UNTIL I PRESS FOLLOW ALL (my friend had like 15 enforcers) THEY ALL TELEPORTED TO ME AND I JUMPED AND SCREAMED EEEEE and my friend was like “wtf?” And i fell of my bed lmao

My friend forgot to say THANK YOU ALEXA

Me: alexa

Alexa *di ding*

Me: why dont you look like a hockey puck anymore?

Alexa *lower pitch di ding* *starts firing*

Me: well ill be damned MAAAAAMAMAAAAMAMAMAAAAAAAA