Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
When I go out on a huge taming trip anywhere.
Mom: can you go take the garbage out?"
I'm taming a lvl 125 Carno. And your really far from home. You took A Petra too get
there. After hours of gathering food for your Carno, you have to take the garbage out.
Me: "I've got time." I run out and come back in 20 seconds flat... and the top of the screen says
"You died to a dilophosaur!" And under it,
"Your lvl 125 Carno died to a dilophosaur!"
Me: " you little ****! Your such a *****! I ******* quit! You can have your ******* Carno meat!" I quit ark right then and there...
More Dilophosaur Funny Tips
Don't get them they are lazy eaters that will get u in trouble with a triceratops just when u tame them
Idk, whenever I see some, I either tame them, or just kill em. If they are in the way of my goal that is.
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..
1 like = 1 noob saved π©π
I once tamed every dilo I saw, ended up with 98 and killed a giga
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz donβt kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz donβt kill me
he protecc
he attacc
But most importantly
U can't ride on it's back
I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptorππ iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it
1 like = 1 rip πͺ¦ dilo
( he never had a name )
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
Oh god.. they are everywhere.. The looks on their frilled faces as they aggro and start eating the dodos i tried to tame, TIME TO BEAT IT UP AND HAVE IT AS A PET ππ€ͺ