Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
A jellyfish is swimming around next to me and it says,
IT: hey bro! want a hug? im great at those!
ME: no thanks. i know this trick.
next thing i know it hugs me.
ME: wow! this is crazy comfy!
IT: told you.
next thing i know its friend comes and โhugsโ me too. rip LlamaDrama. #Devils.
More Cnidaria Funny Tips
Never go near it with your Dino, it will kill you, your Dino, your friends, your family, the guy down the street, some guy over in Africa, all while they won't do a thing to attack it.
1 like=1 member of the cnidaria hate club
Go for a swim they said, it'll be fun they said...
If you see your oxygen stat getting lower, check your surroundings for any cnidarias in the least of 400 meter raidus or you might be suprised
The water is blue
Parts of your skin are red
These things are awful
And they killed you
Left for sharks
Now the water is red.
Go for a swim they saidโฆ.
Iโd be fun they saidโฆ.
The jellyโs are friendly they saidโฆ.
They were wrong I said
No we were evil they saidโฆโฆ
It's more TentaCRUEL then TentaCOOL...
Ya know it was a nice day on the beach today I decided to go for a swim in the shallow water I was like what harm could it doโฆ
I was very very wrong
Up to kill all Cnidaria
Percentage of people who hate these things 100%
Who says Jellys cant be tamed? Hit up my boy Spongebob and Patrick and they'll show u what's up.