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You:Cool, a beaver dam! I’m gonna go look at it!

Beaver:Hoo dat btch walkin to my fort?OOOHH, it da person who killd mi otha fort.Well I’m gonna show him dat I mor dan a beaver, I am a GOD!!!!

You:Aww, it’s a beav-wait, WHAT THE FREAK?!?!

Beaver:(summons the alpha giganotosaurus) TY ME BOI!!!

You:OH, HECK NAH!!!

10 seconds later...

Giga:OM NOM NOM (burps)

You:I hate beavers.

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