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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So I joined a server had a good start got a nice little base in the tree's not to far from the water in THE EASY ZONE. But there was also a carno stuck on a rock not to far from base I thought I was safe... But I thought wrong! I went out to the beach to build a better base I got a 4Γ4Γ3base. I went out to get more materials and guess who got loose? MR MOTHA F***ING CARNO!! I run back to my base thinking I was safe and I hear him breathing at my door and all of the sudden half my base breaks and I go to the far wall then he destroyed the rest of the base I fall break my leg and he murders me to death. And the moral of the story kiddies is that your never safe in Ark.
More Carnotaurus Funny Tips
Carnos have tiny arms
I tamed 10 levek 145 and now they are my guards
Rest In Peace Bruce Wayne. Your sacrifice wonβt be forgotten.
Why donβt you just Rez Bruce Wayne? Up 4 the owner to see
Mama say Carnos are so angry because they got sumthin stuck in their teeth, but they can't use a toothpick
Roses are red I swing and go wee, this thing can do more pull-ups than me.
It must be hard to grab the tv remote with those arms
A got an alpha carno arm in the redwoods, gonna hang it up and dedicate it to Bruce Wayne
R.I.P. Bruce Wayne, My brother in arms
This is a long story an I hope you like it.Ok one day I saw the most amazing thing a ... well we will get to that after I explain. So once I was playing my single player game and I was riding my trike and I wanted to tame a raptor and the only place I could find one was a very dangerous place with Carnotaurus Therizinosaur and the most Dangerous thing in the game a........Beaver. Any way I got off my trike and saw no raptors but a carno was running at me so I ran Didnβt grab no shoes are nothing Jesus I ran for my life. So after that I Realized wait I can take on that... my trike is level 90 so I went back and I saw the most Amazing thing wait for it... it was a friken flying carno I was so Scared I was like what the heck the thing was flying like a Pteranodon it was awesome but after that I saw that there was a Therizinosaur. He must have killed it but I like to think that he Just got up one morning and said hey I want to fly. And thatβs the story hope you liked it plz Click up if so.
Roses are red violets are blue Rex arms are short but these arms are shorter.