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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carbonemys? Funny carbonemys jokes submitted by ARK players.
Take this guy because he is so powerful, I have one and we were crossing a body of water then all of a sudden we get attacked by a megalodon and my turtle fought it whilst I was there axing the shark, it killed me and I went back there thinking my turtle was screwed, I come back to see the megalodons body at the bottom of the lake and my turtle is down there with it and it was fine, I got my stuff back and never forgot that moment. (Sorry it’s so long) upv0te if you enjoyed the tale.
I once tamed a level 125, and then I maxed it. I was a taming machine. Eventually, I had my first Rex! Yay! But when I turned it on Aggresive to kill some raptors, I titan came out of NOWHERE and killed it. Then it proceeded to kill everything. I ran for my life and escaped with my argy. Days later, I came back to see the remains. And there she was. My turtle. Bloody and beaten, but alive. I could see the titan in the distance, walking away. I then named the turtle Invincible and used her for every raid since she is still alive to this day. The end.
On ark the first thing I tamed was a level 1 Carbonemys. It was my favorite giant prehistorical turtle in the world, and it was my favorite thing in the entire game. Her name was Betty. I raised her all the way to level 18, and she was a good girl. May have been slow on land, may have been slow in the water, but when things got tight, her 879 health made up for everything. She was a walking tank. I once saw he kill an entire horde of piranha without getting to half health. But then, while riding my giant crocodile, I came across a pack of troodons. The surrounded me. Their leader, level 29, was no match for me. I tried to turn and run, but they surrounded chef the croc, and they attacked him from all sides. I wish his death was painless, but it wasn't. Then Betty sprang into action. Oh god, I wanted her to run away, but she was always so protective of me. She killed two of them, but the other five just started getting at her. Goddamn, I wish she would have just left..
Story: so I remember some insane moments that I survived because of a car o. SO I was in my base I hardly had that much and suddenly outta no where I saw a theri and got scared. I thought what happened of it got to me and later it did. I wasn't that good but when it came I killed it cause it attacked my tanky Carbo. The same thing happened again but with a spino to this day. I honor my Carbo
Well Franklin Sr. Pulled a yuti and killed my wife then he died. I finally got the yuti away from the house. So I got another Franklin Jr. My wife said he was gonna cause trouble again. Well he fell off the cliff and got ate by 8 raptors... Franklin Jr. had to end it all. So Now I am looking for a Franklin III.
How to effectively turtle bomb. Step one, get friends. (Also possible on your own, just not as effective.) Step 2, tame double of these as what you have friends. Step 3, (optional) breed them together to get a turtle with as much HP as possible. If not, just buff their HP as high as you can. Step 4, get cryopods. Step 5, tame a quetz for each friend you have. Step 6, locate an enemy base. Step 7, put half of your turtles in cryos, the other half pick up with the quetzals. Step 8, fly to enemy base, drop turtles from above, and enjoy the carnage.
What ever you do, make sure it is alone while taming. I was a young level 30 lad back then when i stumbled across this turtle trapped between trees. My inexperienced mind thought "easy tame". I drew my tranq crossbow which my tribe mate had given me and shot once, shot twice, shot thrice. Then, to my horror i kid you not 5 level 80-120 turtles attacked my rear. I was now the one backed against the corner with only a ranged weapon. I drew a sword and started slashing, alas to no avail. The monsters killed me and i was put in a cage by my tribe for 3 houra because of my failures.