There are a always a time when you get an unwanted trip to another galaxy.

I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

Used to think these were hard to tame, until I got the bro to stuck in the Rock ring on herbivore island in ark

It's big

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

I was busy crafting stuff at my smithy when I was suddenly standing on a bronto’s tail

Ther this guy who sayed tamed a level 100 pronto with frank arrows 😂🤣

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

Me:*steals Bronto egg

Bronto “You will no achieve the power of flight”

Me: *Wakes up on mars