Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
If you see one of these Boa your friend an run like someone used a match an lit your pants unfriendliness an don’t look back just yell it’s for the best an watch your friends die like a true friend should ps keep an longneck with sleep darts on your friend so he can’t wake up :)
More Basilisk Funny Tips
Hey Tim!
Hey.
Let’s make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
I’m done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?